What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 10:14
Moonraker
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.